About Us

We’re just a bunch of chronically online weirdos who couldn’t stop thinking about Italian Brainrot… so we turned it into merch.

This site was born from meme culture, late-night group chats, and a shared love for the beautifully absurd. Every product here is made with chaotic creativity and unexpected quality — because we believe cursed ideas deserve premium execution.

Whether you’re into plushies, figures, blind boxes, or just want to confuse your relatives with your décor choices — welcome home. You’re one of us now.

Stay weird. Stay brainrotted.